Who's the good-looking rooster above, you ask? That’s our grandfather, the “Sewer King.” Wise, unapologetic, and equipped with one unfiltered belief: “A coffee and a poo will solve everything.” We took that wisdom and turned it into Poo Juice, because, let’s face it—coffee does things. We’re just the ones gutsy enough to say it. 

Poo Juice. Yeah, that’s the name, and no, we’re not changing it (despite our families’ objections). Why? Because we’re not here to blend into the sea of “artisanal” coffee brands bragging about floral notes and complex flavour profiles.

Poo Juice is not just coffee...it’s a movement. 

Looking for our credentials? Good luck. Are we qualified to roast coffee? Not in the slightest. That’s why we’ve got actual experts on the job—so you don’t have to trust us. 

While others are busy perfecting their subtle undertones, we’re just here making coffee that gets the job done. Our beans? They’re sourced from the same places as the top-shelf roasters. Our coffee doesn’t just taste great; it sets your day in motion. 

Let’s be frank, you haven't come here to find the meaning of life. You’re here because you want coffee that’s unapologetically great. We’re not here to change the world or sell you a lifestyle. We’re just here to serve damn good coffee without the w*nk. 

Get up. Get moving. Because your day deserves a solid start.