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We're Poo Juice

Let's get one thing straight: we didn't set out to change the world. If you came here to find fluffy coffee characteristics or snobbery, you're in the wrong place. Here at Poo Juice, we make coffee that moves you. We’re here for those who take no sh*t – except after a cup.

We've taken the same high-end beans other specialty roasters use, stripped away the ego, and kept only what matters – the taste. No life advice, no lectures, just damn good coffee that cuts to the crap.

Rich Chocolate, Hazelnut Shortbread, Cherry

Grandfather's Blend

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Next Roast: 15 January 2025
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  • Roasted in Adelaide
  • Good for Poos
What's in the bag?

This isn’t some weak, hints of bergamot, infused with air from the French alps nonsense. Your grandfather didn’t fight in wars to make a coffee that pairs well with your quiche. Crafted from top shelf beans, Grandfathers blend is chocolatey, rich and unapologetically bold

Milk, no milk, soy milk, unicorn milk – whatever alt-milk trend you throw at it, this blend delivers. 

Strong enough to get you moving (even for those weak single-shot types), tasty enough to keep you brewing.

For the nerds

Origin: 50% Brazil, 40% Colombia, 10% Ethiopia

Flavour: Rich Chocolate, Hazelnut Shortbread and Berries

Checkout our glowing reviews

  • ★★
    "Your brand name is appalling. You went from being a successful lawyer to starting a business called ‘Poo Juice’? I told you to follow your dreams, but I didn’t mean this."
    - Mum
  • ★★★
    The coffee’s strong, but not as strong as my disappointment in you.
    - [Also] Mum
  • ★★★★★
    Honestly, I’m still confused. My kid is an absolute idiot, yet somehow they’ve turned this ridiculous coffee business into something that works. The coffee’s great, people are buying it, and I’m sitting here wondering how any of this is real.
    - Dad
  • ★★★★★
    There's no chance my brother had anything to do with this coffee. It's way too good.
    - Brother

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